If anyone has any advice about learning to suck the hours from the timeline of others and add them to my own, effectivly giving me more hours in the day, hit me up. kluvubye.

Sorry about the hiatus, everyone! I've come to the conclusion over the holiday that the monthly videos were becoming the proverbial feather to the camels back when considered along with the fact that I'm working more than full time. This was causing me undue anxiety and, I feel, affecting the quality of the product too greatly to continue going forward. I will still be releasing these updates, however. Not quite sure what I'm going to be doing here... maybe spill all my darkest secrets...? maybe a bunch of stupid jokey stories? maybe updates on how my music skills and writing are progressing? Maybe all of those, and maybe none. Isn't fun when things are vague? No? GET USED TO IT! I'M A PERSON!! I CAN BE UNSURE OF THINGS!!!... and "example A", ladies and gentleman. It's going be a... well... *some* kind of ride, that's for sure. kluvubye.

Bad new. With the holidays and my still iffy health, I've decided to postpone the monthly recording until next month, seeing as I dont feel I have the time or the well-being to put out a stellar product at the moment. Keep your eyes here for more updates and announcments however! happy holidays ppl. kluvubye.

Yo...

I still have a pretty severe cough and with x-mas coming up the new song will be pushed back a week but i have a good long break to really make sparkle, so expect great things. bigly things. the greatest, bigly things. oh, god... its contagious... too.. much... politically... based... depression... inducing... news... bleh... kluvubye

I have a hundred degree fever. will still put something, might be delayed. amusing, off-kilter message. kluvubye.

Still... working... still trying... whew.... jeez... adulthood is haaaaaaaard... icky...

40 hours a week is the best thing eveeeeeeer--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--how have your perpetual mortal torments treated you this week--HAHA--I'm great. Kluvubye

Man, Thor must be pissed, because instead of worshipping him on his day (like I know we all do) everyone was with their family, worshipping another god whose name begins with a T. Turkey. Get it? Thursday. Comes from Thors day. Thanksgiving. Turkey day. No? No. Cool. Anyway, enjoy the new track (6 months in!) and, as always, be on on the look out for more next month! kluvubye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCojzPnrRAY&feature=youtu.be
https://soundcloud.com/joe-hartz/the-

(might have to highlight links and either copy/paste or right click/google search)

Reeeeaaaallly sorry havnt been to any open mics! with work and lessons its getting tough, but slowly im gaining more stamina and hopefully I'll be able to move some things around kind of soonish, and dont dont worry, the song will still release just like normal. Promise. k, luvubye